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Monday, June 30, 2008
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Stumble!
StumbleUpon is a really cool download. It "discovers Web sites based on your interests, learns what you like, and brings you more." You tell it what kinds of things you like, then after it's set up you click on your Stumble toolbar and you get random stuff according to your likes. You can even add friends to your toolbar and share the things you found with them.
It's great for wasting time and is addictive. Download it now.
I found this picture using Stumble this morning and I just think it's sexy as hell:
The photographer is Joshua Kogan, his website is: http://www.joshuakogan.com
I think I will blog things I have come across on Stumble from time to time. It's fun!
It's great for wasting time and is addictive. Download it now.
I found this picture using Stumble this morning and I just think it's sexy as hell:
The photographer is Joshua Kogan, his website is: http://www.joshuakogan.com
I think I will blog things I have come across on Stumble from time to time. It's fun!
Monday, June 23, 2008
Jackass
Ok, Jackass is my ex-husband. He is very mean and was mentally abusive to me for a very long time. Hence my meds.
He has decided to stop going through support enforcement and give me child support via personal checks. This is a bad idea for him, because they have no way of tracking it. PLUS, he is trying to short me $85.00 a week!
So I pick up my daughter from his house last night. She comes out with the second of these checks. I call him up and tell him I'm not going to cash these checks and that he needs to go through Support Enforcement, which is COURT ORDERED as he has been in contempt for failure to pay prior to this.
His response was "F*** YOU, YOU F***ING C***! F*** F*** F***ING... (click- I just hung up.)
So then he starts yelling out of his window,"GET THE F*** OFF MY LAWN (I was in my car in the driveway) YOU FAT F***!"
Yeah, his new wife is 85 pounds soaking wet. I'm not skinny like that so, whatever.
And of course our 10 year old heard this.
I toss the check out of my car window into his driveway and leave.
This is one of the reasons I take meds for depression and anxiety problems. I was with him for 15 years and 13 of them were like this, but multiply by 100. So this is him being calm. At least I didn't need to call the cops again.
But as I was driving away, I was looking in my rear view mirror to make sure he wasn't following me.
He has decided to stop going through support enforcement and give me child support via personal checks. This is a bad idea for him, because they have no way of tracking it. PLUS, he is trying to short me $85.00 a week!
So I pick up my daughter from his house last night. She comes out with the second of these checks. I call him up and tell him I'm not going to cash these checks and that he needs to go through Support Enforcement, which is COURT ORDERED as he has been in contempt for failure to pay prior to this.
His response was "F*** YOU, YOU F***ING C***! F*** F*** F***ING... (click- I just hung up.)
So then he starts yelling out of his window,"GET THE F*** OFF MY LAWN (I was in my car in the driveway) YOU FAT F***!"
Yeah, his new wife is 85 pounds soaking wet. I'm not skinny like that so, whatever.
And of course our 10 year old heard this.
I toss the check out of my car window into his driveway and leave.
This is one of the reasons I take meds for depression and anxiety problems. I was with him for 15 years and 13 of them were like this, but multiply by 100. So this is him being calm. At least I didn't need to call the cops again.
But as I was driving away, I was looking in my rear view mirror to make sure he wasn't following me.
Saturday, June 21, 2008
ZZ TOP
Last night I went to see ZZ TOP!!!
They really rocked... They started with "Under Pressure" and ended with "Tush." They even played "Chevrolet" which is my theme song for now because I just got a new Impala (well, a 2002 but it's STILL badass)... so OF COURSE I was singing... "Hallelujah... ride my Chevrolet..."
at the TOP of my lungs, and I also sang to all the others and generally screamed and woooo hooooed the rest of the time, so my throat hurts today & I'm a bit raspy but it's all good... and, oh yeah... we sat second row in so we had GREAT seats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the venue was 5 minutes down the road... so no long ride home, just a 30 minute wait to get out of the parking lot and I took a back road home so NO traffic!
They really rocked... They started with "Under Pressure" and ended with "Tush." They even played "Chevrolet" which is my theme song for now because I just got a new Impala (well, a 2002 but it's STILL badass)... so OF COURSE I was singing... "Hallelujah... ride my Chevrolet..."
at the TOP of my lungs, and I also sang to all the others and generally screamed and woooo hooooed the rest of the time, so my throat hurts today & I'm a bit raspy but it's all good... and, oh yeah... we sat second row in so we had GREAT seats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the venue was 5 minutes down the road... so no long ride home, just a 30 minute wait to get out of the parking lot and I took a back road home so NO traffic!
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Green Porn
Not the birds and the bees, the bugs and the bees.
It's called "Green Porn" and stars Isabella Rossellini.
She dresses up like different bugs and then shows how they "do it."
Watch it HERE, you perv!
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Monday, June 9, 2008
HOT
It is so freakin' hot. Kids got out of school early because of the heat.
I've never heard of school letting out early because of heat. Snow, yes. But heat?
We have no air conditioner in this apartment. Just fans and cold washcloths.
Tomorrow's temp will be worse. 97 degrees Fahrenheit, 36.11 degrees Celsius, and HUMID. In CONNECTICUT.
UGH.
Check this out. I will soon melt:
I've never heard of school letting out early because of heat. Snow, yes. But heat?
We have no air conditioner in this apartment. Just fans and cold washcloths.
Tomorrow's temp will be worse. 97 degrees Fahrenheit, 36.11 degrees Celsius, and HUMID. In CONNECTICUT.
UGH.
Check this out. I will soon melt:
Thursday, June 5, 2008
http://girlgoyles.blog.com/188610/
This is a link to my old blog's most commented on page, yes it is in reference to Brad Pitt.
Post One
I am not new to blogging but I haven't posted to an old one in so long I decided to just make a new one. One thing still stays the same- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie still make me sick.
I am not normally a hater. There is just something about them that doesn't sit right with me. I used to LOVE Brad Pitt and always had this odd fascination with Angelina since she was with Billy Bob Thorton because it was the most bizarre relationship publicized.
HORRORS! Star magazine recently published Angelina collapsed because of pregnancy related maladies...
Let's all pray....
HELLO???? Does it even look like Brad is in a panic? They are at the beach and he is helping her up. If I was pregnant with twins, my ass would need helping up too.
Brad and Angelina being together and with all the press about how wonderful and globally PC they are just does not sit right with me. If their lives are actually as flawless and unblemished as we are to believe, then good for them. They have a lot of money and their lives are quite secure because of that. They can afford to adopt a child from every 3rd world country plus have their own. They can rebuild New Orleans all by themselves. They are fabulous. They are the stereotypical "beautiful people." Yay them.
But I don't have to like them. I'll think of a reason later.
I am not normally a hater. There is just something about them that doesn't sit right with me. I used to LOVE Brad Pitt and always had this odd fascination with Angelina since she was with Billy Bob Thorton because it was the most bizarre relationship publicized.
HORRORS! Star magazine recently published Angelina collapsed because of pregnancy related maladies...
Let's all pray....HELLO???? Does it even look like Brad is in a panic? They are at the beach and he is helping her up. If I was pregnant with twins, my ass would need helping up too.
Brad and Angelina being together and with all the press about how wonderful and globally PC they are just does not sit right with me. If their lives are actually as flawless and unblemished as we are to believe, then good for them. They have a lot of money and their lives are quite secure because of that. They can afford to adopt a child from every 3rd world country plus have their own. They can rebuild New Orleans all by themselves. They are fabulous. They are the stereotypical "beautiful people." Yay them.
But I don't have to like them. I'll think of a reason later.
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